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Eric Stromquist's avatar

Close encounters of the worst kind. For them.

Charles Osborne's avatar

ET should have wrapped the Reese's Pieces in gold leaf.

Audrey Eve's avatar

Oh, no, not the truth--anything but the truth!

Nothing to see here!

Pat Squire's avatar

Maybe he needs to come to the 26th annual UFO Festival in McMinnville, OR, attracting crazies from all over the world, and of course sponsored by McMenamins. (This is NOT a paid posting!)

Richard's avatar

Undocumented aliens.

Kathryn Pierce's avatar

You gave the Bloviator-in-Chief waaaay too much hair! Little Donnie would'nt recognize the truth if it bit him in the, uh, er, cankles. He would probably exaggerate it bigly and claim it was his own idea. Then use it to grift something.

Hey, Donnie, how's that gold phone doing?

Kathleen Reilly Mannix's avatar

"Truth? I barely know her. Never met her. She wasn't in any of my pageants."

Richard Van Atta's avatar

Beam him up and outta here! I think he would be perfect on Uranus … it would be the perfect place since he talks out of anus which suspiciously looks like his mouth—or vice versus.