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Fraser's avatar

I love it Jack-well done!! But where do they get these people! If you placed a million-dollar prize for the worst person to respond, there would be no room for all the limousines from the White House showing up, but as soon as they saw Ernst's car, they would know they had lost already!

Well, maybe Miller and Hegseth might think they had a chance, and rightly so!

Jim Felt's avatar

Sung to the Country Joe and the Fish tune “I feel like I’m fixin’ to die rag”. What else?!

Pam Waffle's avatar

Or “it’s 5,6,7 open those pearly gates, ain’t no time to wonder why, we’re all gonna die”

Kathryn Pierce's avatar

What, no tooth fairy? Yeah, I searched for it...

LOL. Well done, Jack! Maybe that should be her epitaph?

John Crowe's avatar

Joni earned this one and more! What a dodo. And she’s a seasoned politician with whom I’ve had mildly grudging agreements on some issues. No more.

Dawn Cadwell's avatar

Oh, Iowa, my Iowa. What the f* happened to you?

Mary Greenwald's avatar

IOWA IS REPUBLICAN. They also vote Grassely in every time he runs - because he is a farmer. The last time he or any of his many family members sat on a tractor on a farm was long ago. They mostly count their farm subsidies on the way to the bank.

Joni had a great opponent last time she ran, but that woman was a DEMOCRAT. Iowa hates DEMOCRATS - you know, the Roosevelt democrats who ruined the country.

Dawn Cadwell's avatar

Iowa used to be more evenly split in Presidential elections though. (I grew up there.) In 1988, 1992, 1996, 2000, 2008 and 2012, the state voted for Democratic candidates (two times for ones who didn't ultimately win.)

Pat Squire's avatar

Digging her own Senate grave.

Mary Greenwald's avatar

No she isn't. Pig farmers in Iowa love her.

tecolote42's avatar

Inspired! Aligned with my first thought upon hearing her, uh, comment: true--everyone dies. You go first.

R D Noisemaker's avatar

"Ain't no time to wonder why...."