Washington Post Corrections!

They don't regret the error. But that's my opinion. They don't do those.

Now that The Washington Post no longer, um, cares about that encroaching darkness and democracy dying and all—it was all so very touching and earnest for a New York minute. They took all of that high-minded rhetoric and ran it through the wood chipper, en route to the recycling bin.

Oh, well. It was fun while it lasted. Herblock is dead, Ben Bradlee is dead, Katherine Graham is dead, and democracy is flat-lining.

I wonder what the ol’ corrections look like these days? I wouldn’t know, so I not only don’t read the Post anymore (I used to be syndicated by them, which pains me enormously), but I think these must be in there, along with the pony in the manure filled-barn.

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CORRECTION: In some editions of the March 2 Post, Donald Trump was referred to as “President of the United States”. He is actually “Very Stable Supreme Monarch of the United States, The Best Deal Maker Evah, Manly Sex Machine of Mar-a-Lago, and George Washington’s Spiritual Heir”. The Post regrets the error.

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CORRECTION: A Post news story on page A-9 mentioned Russian President Vladimir Putin as a “murderer who killed many journalists who opposed him”. The Post no longer sees that as relevant and regrets the error.

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CORRECTION: A letter to the editor published in the Post on March 1 was critical of President Donald Trump. So we eliminated the letters section of The Washington Post.

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CORRECTION: A March 4 article in the Post Sports section referenced the Washington Commanders as “formerly the Redskins”. In future sports sections, we will revert back to using the team name “Redskins”, as that was all DEI bullshit.

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CORRECTION: Some March6 editions of the Washington Post ran a headline on A-1 that said House Speaker Mike Johnson supported the “censure” of Rep. Al Green, D-TX. We meant “immediate imprisonment”.

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CORRECTION: The Post Style section ran a story on February 28 noting that Donald J. Trump, Jr. had killed endangered species in Africa for sport. We neglected to add Mr. Trump’s tasty recipes for those species. The Post regrets the omission.

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CORRECTION: An editorial cartoon about the joy of the coming spring was far too critical of the Trump Adminstration. The Post will no longer run critical editorial cartoons, unless they’re an elderly couple commenting wryly on some perfectly safe aspect of the media culture.

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CORRECTION: The Post business section ran a March 3 story on page D-2 with the headline “Tariff flip-flops lead to volatile trading on Wall Street”, and quoted Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick saying that “this will all blow over really soon, we promise, because just because your 401-K is now worth a used Dixie Cup and you should be hoarding dogfood for your dinner”. The Post misquoted Sec. Lutnick, who actually said, “this will blow over in 2034 when every middle class person in the United States will be working a chain gang on Guantanamo, or doing yard work at one of President Trump’s estates”. The Post regrets the misquotation.

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CORRECTION: On Page A-12, the Post ran a photograph of President Trump’s hair in windy conditions as he exited Marine One. Normally, this wouldhorite have been hilarious, per usual, but now it’s an affront to the State, and we have turned the photographer over to federal authorities after doxxing him. The Post fully supports the State.

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CORRECTION: On page C-1 of the March 1 Style section, the Post mentioned the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and upcoming events such as the musical “Hamilton”. The John F. Kennedy for the Performing Arts has been renamed the Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Center for the Perplexing Arts, and new shows include Monster Truck Fest ‘25, MMA Opera, An Evening with Steve Bannon, and J6: The Musical.

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CORRECTION: The Post referred to DOGE Czar and SpaceX leader Elon Musk as a “major presidential adviser”. The ownership of The Washington Post regrets that he can’t buttsuck as adeptly as Mr. Musk. The Post’s ownership with work harder at the next Mar-a-Lago dinner.

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CORRECTION: A March 7 editorial in the Post Opinion section, edited by Opinion editor Alex Jones, stated that “illegal aliens are currently infiltrating all of our water plants, injecting floride, microchips, fentanyl, and infecting our precious bodily fluids with mind-controlling ketamine”. The word “fluoride” was misspelled. The Post regrets the error.

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Hey, YBs!: Working on the Annotated Week in Review, and will post tomorrow. Hope you had a great day. All my teeth were good. Thanks for the new paid subscribers! —J.